February 2012
62 posts
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Chicago Alderman Seeks To Create Police Commission... →
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4 great poems by Kristin Lueke →
Excerpt:
Proximity/gratitude
I am grateful for my mother who after casually snooping through my new apartment found a vibrator - I will not call it mine, though it was - as far as she knew it was simply a, and mercifully said nothing…
Keep reading…
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I want to give you money to print your... →
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Sleigh Bells makes me want to bash my own head in
in the bad kind of way
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My review of M Kitchell's 'Land Grid':
It’s very, very good. The kind of well written book that makes me want to be a better writer.
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Russ Woods Wrote You Some Love Poems →
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Dan Shapiro is the funniest/weirdest Chicago... →
poo
fart
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Judge Judy makes me blush
the real one, that is.
Banango, the Literary Blog: Notes on 4 Chapbooks →
banangolit:
by Justin Carter
I recently received the following chapbooks in my mail box: tiny people by Russ Woods, He Is Talking to the Fat Lady by xTx, I Don’t Respect Female Expression by Frank Hinton, and make-believe love-making by Ana C.
I am going to write short reviews of each one and…
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E-MAIL CORRESPONDENCE WITH KOMEN FOR THE CURE by... →
This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve read in eternity.
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Conversations: The Dog Walking Bartender (Please... →
Trying something new with my CBS articles. Please take a look and reblog if you can stomach it. It’s an interview with the bartender at Hungry Brain.
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Anyone got any decent photos of Hungry Brain?
That I can use for an article.
mason.johnson@cbsradio.com
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A Review Of My Stories By Me
I haven’t published much lately, partially because I’ve been busy working on projects that are demanding a considerable amount of time, and partially because I really hate publishing things. The moment a story gets published I, for whatever reason, turn on it. Nothing is ever quite good enough, especially when it seems permanent, and any story I write I am bound to hate once it reaches...
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alternrg said: So it’s kind of your job to stir up...
Nah, my job is a lot more boring than that. I stir up trouble for fun.
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CBS Readers Aren't Exactly Feminists →
I make plenty of “sexy” and possibly “sexist” photo galleries like this, knowing it’ll rile some people up, knowing there will be hateful comments galore.
Take what you will from it. Thoughts?
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Is Not A Player
Don’t hate the player, hate ALL of the players.
And the game.
Hate whenever possible.
But don’t hate Russ Woods.
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Ox-Bow Winter Benefit... GO →
Natalie Edwards made a very good list of reasons to go:
1. Zach and Seth Dodson are the MCs and auctioneers.
2. City Provisions is catering and making seasonal cocktails, and who doesn’t love a seasonal cocktail? I mean, come on. It’s seasonal! And free!
3. Check out this tumblr to see which artists will be appearing in our auction. We’ve got a ton of great art by all kinds ...
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U Mad? Ketchup On Hotdogs (Please read and pass... →
Trying something odd and a little more odd than usual with this article. So, therefore, please read it. And get others to do the same.
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Shocking exposé
shamwow:
altlitgossip:
DJ Berndt is kind of a slow editor.
MORE LIKE ALT LIT LIBEL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
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she is not a chicagian,, no chicagoian would leave... →
Comment left for one of my freelancers.
shamwow asked: maybe they meant 'why do you harness your olfactory-sense ability'
Anonymous asked: why u smell
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