“Those responsible for this waste of column inches should be s h i t canned tout suite.”

“THE GUY THAT WROTE THIS IS AN IDIOT @ OBVIOUSLY NOT FROM CHICAGO.”

“THIS IS A BOGUS ARTICLE, IT IS SO ANGLED@ DISTORTED. WRITTEN BY A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIAN DEMOCRAT…”

“This could be the most phoned-in article I’ve ever read on any topic, anywhere, ever. Perhaps if a 500 word or less foreign Visit-the-USA Travelogue accepted this article submission from a freelancer, fine. Otherwise, we expect more from affiliate writers. There is absolutely nothing in this article which could not be gleaned from Googling, no local flavor, no interesting personal comments, none of the rich history which is Chicago’s invention. I’m disgusted this weak sauce article made it to CBS Chicago’s website.”

Oh, and one from Shaun Gannon: “pshh try being more elitist oh wait i bet u cant.”