April 11, 2014

IT’S FINALLY HERE. LADIES & GENTLEMANS…

HAIR: A DOCUMENTARY STARRING MASON JOHNSON’S HAIR

"Better than Blackfish" - a whale

This is in support of St. Baldrick’s, a charity that helps fund research for childhood cancers!

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April 10, 2014
My mom cried when I got my mullet cut off around age 11/12ish.
Makes sense she’d cry about my hair today.
Anyway, if you don’t want my mom to cry, you’ll do the unethical thing and vote for me to NOT cut my hair.
Oh, and the “Great pic !” was of my cat:

My mom cried when I got my mullet cut off around age 11/12ish.

Makes sense she’d cry about my hair today.

Anyway, if you don’t want my mom to cry, you’ll do the unethical thing and vote for me to NOT cut my hair.

Oh, and the “Great pic !” was of my cat:

April 9, 2014
HEY, LADIES. CHECK OUT THIS LADDER/MULLET COMBO, THEN DONATE TO MY ST. BALDRICK’S PAGE TO HELP FUND CHILDREN’S CANCER RESEARCH.
Hmm… How would you describe this smile?

HEY, LADIES. CHECK OUT THIS LADDER/MULLET COMBO, THEN DONATE TO MY ST. BALDRICK’S PAGE TO HELP FUND CHILDREN’S CANCER RESEARCH.

Hmm… How would you describe this smile?

April 8, 2014
Back when I had a mullet.
You should really donate to my St. Baldrick’s page to help fund children’s cancer research.

Back when I had a mullet.

You should really donate to my St. Baldrick’s page to help fund children’s cancer research.

April 7, 2014
Documentary Starring Chicago’s Worst Liquor, Jeppson’s Malort, Due Out This Summer - 104.3 K-Hits Chicago

April 4, 2014

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I’mma be honest, when I first signed up with St. Baldrick’s, I was very excited. Help raise research money for childhood cancers by shaving your head? Fuck yeah.

Buuuuuut I also really, really don’t want to shave my head.

It seems selfish of me! To take my beautiful head of hair away from you, the people who probably most likely definitely stare at it for hours on end. Seems downright mean. If it were up to me, sure, take the hair, I don’t care. But I have no desire to traumatize those who’ve been touched by my hair over the years.

This is why I’m letting everyone who donates to my St. Baldrick’s fund vote on whether I should shave my head or not.

So, if you’re a decent human being, go donate some money and vote for me to shave my head.

If, on the other hand, you’ve got questionable ethics but still want to donate, then vote for me to keep the hair.

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March 27, 2014
Come to the Amelia Gray reading on Sunday, I MIGHT wave a hatchet around as I read…

Lindsay Hunter and Beau Golwitzer are also reading, and they’re great.

Also, I’ll DEFINITELY wear this belt buckle.

Facebook has da info.

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March 25, 2014
In case you’re looking for something to do April 1st.
Faceborg.

In case you’re looking for something to do April 1st.

Faceborg.

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March 24, 2014
My high school yearbook photo from senior year.
If you derive any joy from this at all, you’re obligated to donate to my St. Baldrick’s fund, which will help children with cancer.

My high school yearbook photo from senior year.

If you derive any joy from this at all, you’re obligated to donate to my St. Baldrick’s fund, which will help children with cancer.

March 18, 2014
Why yes, that IS a photo of me brushing my teeth in today’s RedEye.
Anyway, go to Bottle Stories tonight!

Why yes, that IS a photo of me brushing my teeth in today’s RedEye.

Anyway, go to Bottle Stories tonight!

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