August 19, 2014
Bike helmet + sweat makes my hair look like I put something in it every morning.
I’m reading at the Pungent Parlour (at the Black Rock Pub on Damen) tonight. I can think of ten reasons you should go, all of which I’ll tell you when you get there.
Go.

Bike helmet + sweat makes my hair look like I put something in it every morning.

I’m reading at the Pungent Parlour (at the Black Rock Pub on Damen) tonight. I can think of ten reasons you should go, all of which I’ll tell you when you get there.

Go.

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Filed under: Chicago 
August 7, 2014
My new bike. Bought it from Ciclo Urbano. It’s an SE Lager.
Stole Hillary’s Specialized saddle cause SE’s was a bit too wide for my boney butt. Then again, there’s a bottle opener under the seat. Is that cool enough to warrant butt pain? Hmm…

My new bike. Bought it from Ciclo Urbano. It’s an SE Lager.

Stole Hillary’s Specialized saddle cause SE’s was a bit too wide for my boney butt. Then again, there’s a bottle opener under the seat. Is that cool enough to warrant butt pain? Hmm…

August 5, 2014
Never forget.

Never forget.

July 31, 2014
Most Bike Theft Victims Find The Chicago Police Department Unhelpful

Most Bike Theft Victims Find The Chicago Police Department Unhelpful

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Filed under: Chicago Bikes Bike Stolen 
July 30, 2014
Hey Chicago, this guy is stealing from your bike shops.
Rude.

Hey Chicago, this guy is stealing from your bike shops.

Rude.

July 29, 2014

WHAT IF OKCUPID WANTS US TO STAY LONELY

July 23, 2014
I done wroted this.

I done wroted this.

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Filed under: Chicago Bikes Bike Biking 
July 19, 2014

Some photos from the Pitchfork reading yesterday. Don’t forget to visit the book fort!

July 18, 2014
no-assholes:

themason:

If you’re going to Pitchfork, you should come to the reading I’m doing with people cooler than me on Friday at 6.
Cooler people also reading: James Tadd Adcox, Jess Hopper, Tim Kinsella, and Cassandra Troyan!
Facebook event.

Friend of the magazine Mason Johnson is reading some work at the Pitchfork Music Festival’s Book Fort this weekend, along with several other stellar poets. If you’re going to the festival, check it out! If you’re not going, you’re missing out!

no-assholes:

themason:

If you’re going to Pitchfork, you should come to the reading I’m doing with people cooler than me on Friday at 6.

Cooler people also reading: James Tadd Adcox, Jess Hopper, Tim Kinsella, and Cassandra Troyan!

Facebook event.

Friend of the magazine Mason Johnson is reading some work at the Pitchfork Music Festival’s Book Fort this weekend, along with several other stellar poets. If you’re going to the festival, check it out! If you’re not going, you’re missing out!

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Filed under: Pitchfork Chicago 
July 15, 2014
If you’re going to Pitchfork, you should come to the reading I’m doing with people cooler than me on Friday at 6.
Cooler people also reading: James Tadd Adcox, Jess Hopper, Tim Kinsella, and Cassandra Troyan!
Facebook event.

If you’re going to Pitchfork, you should come to the reading I’m doing with people cooler than me on Friday at 6.

Cooler people also reading: James Tadd Adcox, Jess Hopper, Tim Kinsella, and Cassandra Troyan!

Facebook event.

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Filed under: Pitchfork Chicago